Stacks and Stacks of Trump Facts
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Stacks and Stacks of Trump Facts

During the no-crime hush money trial that has been going on, Donald Trump has been seen constantly carrying around a stack of papers that can only be defined as a raging pillar of truth.

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Rockin’ Rudy
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Rockin’ Rudy

As of the end of last week, America’s mayor, Rudy Giuliani, has again upped the ante to solidify his run as America’s bad boy.

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An update so short it's not an update
Mike Walter Mike Walter

An update so short it's not an update

I know I tend to make this “Weekly wrap-up” more about me and my feelings. Moving forward, I would like to make it more about the world and the people who make it move. So, to wrap this whole thing up, I’ll say “Thank You” to those who follow us.

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Jeff
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Jeff

Things, unfortunately, get worse as Jeff will take advantage of the drag caused by my forceful tugging to successfully wriggle out of his skinny jeans while inching towards the top of the staircase.

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The Choice Truly is Clear
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

The Choice Truly is Clear

One of the most salient narratives about RFK Jr. is that he is an environmental advocate (but hates the Green New Steal) with strange conspiratorial beliefs about vaccines, diseases, and official government narratives… an outsider who lives by his own reality and is simultaneously rejected by his own family?

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An update so short it sucks.
Mike Walter Mike Walter

An update so short it sucks.

I am horrible at self-promotion. There was one time at a Junior High dance when I tried to promote my fashion sense by shaving groove marks into my right eyebrow. This was 1993, so I really couldn’t tell you where the inspiration came from, but it was there alright.

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Justice Denied!
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Justice Denied!

Facts don’t care about your feelings!

Trump’s lawyers really dropped the ball on this one. Truly a travesty of justice.

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Dog Gone Kristi Noem
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Dog Gone Kristi Noem

She shot a one-year-old dog in the face because she said it was untrainable and that it bit a few things…which dogs do when they are young and untrained…they bite things.

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Ya learn somethin' stupid every day.
Larry Revoir Larry Revoir

Ya learn somethin' stupid every day.

How is it that we can be so confused by the post-structuralist notion that “nothing means anything” while at the same time insisting that what they–whoever “they” are–must certainly be using the “OK” hand gesture as an Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Bird-Call… Or Dog-Whistle, or what the fuck ever?

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DikDok
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

DikDok

So, as it began, I am in the exact same spot as I was in the beginning, but as it ends, I am able to keep my slightly above-average penis as decoration, no rat bites or nothing.

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Non-Sequiturs and Pain
Logan Netzer Logan Netzer

Non-Sequiturs and Pain

Love is a fucked-up abomination to a strict philosophical naturalism. Loss is the bitter correction that makes the aforementioned statement forgettable.

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Quit playing games with my heart attack.
Mike Walter Mike Walter

Quit playing games with my heart attack.

First, the panic sets in. Then, the chest pain continues to grow. Suddenly, a sweat breaks out (another symptom of a heart attack), and everything that happens next is a blur.

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