Will the Libs Ever Learn?
The libs definitely messed up this time. Sure, Trump was guaranteed to win before he was recently found guilty of 34 felonies, but he is even more guaranteed to win now that he is a felon. These libs don’t know what they are even doing. They are supercharging Trump right into the White House. We all knew Trump was guaranteed to win from the start; he’s too popular, bringing in somewhat close to 50% of the country together. I mean, who could beat that?
First, the stupid libtards made the mistake of having the foolish thought that Trump should potentially face accountability for some of his actions. Are you kidding me? What kind of plan for victory is that? Then these libs pushed the envelope further by guaranteeing Trump will win the election even more by backing the Bi-dumb forged plan (probably with George Soros and probably while banging kids high on that adrenochrome) to have Trump indicted by grand juries and charged for potential crimes that evidence suggests he did… damn. Another nail in the coffin of Biden’s impossible success.
Now, after the little dick jury in New York failed to get one big-dicked hung juror on board, the libs’ next mistake was to establish a ploy clearly accomplished through channels as sinister as they are unknown. However, they definitely involved liberal shill Fat Alvin Bragg working behind closed doors to first, hire prosecutors who then showed evidence to jurors and finally forced them to evaluate said evidence. Big mistake! Now Trump is even MORE guaranteed to win the election with 34 felonies. Unbeknownst to the dipshit libs behind this whole charade is that their guilty verdict triggered Trump to raise $34.8 million dollars after the verdict. Baby, that’s a cool mil for each felony that Biden personally gave Trump.
At this point they (and by “they” I mean the Biden and his lackey liberal elites. Who else?) may as well keep the felony convictions coming because they are going to make him richer than Elon Musk himself (who recently endorsed Trump, which is even more shocking than his epic release of the super successful cyber truck). And not only that, with each felony, they are only exponentially guaranteeing Trump to win even more. So because of all this liberal interference, Trump is extra super-duper absolutely now guaranteed to win even more now than ever before.
Because of all this, I have to agree with the sagacious Tucker Carlson and the prophetic Alex Jones that the one last desperate option that Joe Biden’s Deep State has now is to assassinate Donald Trump…but I have to say, if the past is any predictor of the future, this would be a bad choice. If Joe Biden walked up to Trump in the middle of 5th Avenue in broad daylight and killed Donald Trump, it would only make Trump EVEN MORE likely to win the election. According to the extremely accurate right-wing sycophants’ mathematical calculations, the likelihood of Trump winning the election now equals a guaranteed success that is off the propaganda scale. The Libs really backed themselves into a corner on this one.
