Rockin’ Rudy
As of the end of last week, America’s mayor, Rudy Giuliani has again upped the ante to solidify his run as America’s bad boy. The Brooklyn “Balance of Nature” Badass momentarily dodged another brush with the law before getting hit by another liberal hitjob indictment for his (and other patriots’) efforts in the election interference that occurred in Arizona. While celebrating his 80th birthday, the newly established octogenarian stuck it to the man by partying hard and taunting the mesquite and smokey southwestern-flavored authorities.
Prior to his birthday bash, the Rudester fiendishly dodged the limp and flimsy arm of the law in their attempts to serve him for several weeks. Then things came crashing down. While partying hard in Palm Beach, Florida, Rootin’ Tootin’ Rudy ripped out a big stink by blasting the following social media message: “If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning; 1. They must dismiss the indictment. 2. They must concede they can’t count votes.” Rudy is exactly right on this. If the AG can’t manage to track down someone purposely evading an indictment, then how can you possibly expect a different group of individuals to be able to count votes. Of course, it was through these tweets and taunts that the Arizona authorities were able to track down Giuliani and serve him his indictment at his party.
Do you think Rudy or his fellow party animals are worried about additional criminal charges? Do sizzling Italian sausages roast way harder than puny Jewish kishka? Fugget about it! You can’t count on vote counts but you can count on Rudy’s account to downplay the count of all his legal problems and to refuse to go down for the count. Rudy is a brawler, and backing him up is a veritable who’s who of MAGA royalty including mastermind Steve Bannon and well-respected political tactician Roger Stone. Obviously, these titans of MAGA know they are being railroaded by the DOJ, the Democratic Office of inJustice and they refuse to let these countless lawsuits and criminal indictments stand. It’s not as though the only reason Rudy and his boys keep up their efforts is just in the hopes of getting a presidential pardon in the chance that Donald Trump gets elected. Sure, Rudy and the rest will all take the pardons, but it’s not like they actually want them… Remember, to Rudy, the world is just a set of big tits and in the end, they are Rudy’s tits.
