Justice Denied!

Just this morning, we learned that the Soros-funded prosecution of former and future president Donald J. Trump will not be getting into the details of the heart and soul of this sham trial. Prosecutor Susan Hoffinger informed the DOJ-lackey Judge Juan Merchan that her team of goons “will not be getting into genitalia”… Typical. What are you hidin’, Biden? Don’t Americans want to know the truth?

We already know the run-of-the-mill penis envy displayed by the left as they have promoted Stormy Daniels’ fictitious account about how Trump’s penis is the size of a nubbed-out carrot and looks like a tiny mushroom. More lame-stream media lies! More election interference! Americans want a true pissing contest between sleepy, creepy, connivin’ Biden’s puny dried-up dusty stream of urine (due to his massive old-man prostate) and virile patriot Donald Trump’s powerful ravine-producing stream that flows more massive than the mighty Mississippi! Facts don’t care about your feelings!

Trump’s lawyers really dropped the ball on this one. Truly a travesty of justice. Today, Stormy Daniels will be under oath and should be facing a reckoning of how wonderful Trump’s amber waves of grain-colored pubes are, the actual scale of his purple-mountain-sized majestic hog, and last but not least, the grandeur of his red, white, and blue balls. Under penalty of perjury! Fool-move by the defense on this one.

Logan Netzer

Logan lives in one of those northern states. He used to study, research, and write about drugs before taking too many of them.

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